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Автор: noname · Опубликовано: 11.09.2016

A girl goes into a bar.

She says, "Bartender, give me a triple Jack Daniel's."

He gives her a triple Jack Daniel's, and she belts it down. She has five more in a row, belts them all down, passes out dead drunk, and everybody in the bar fucks her. 

The next night, she walks into the bar, and says, "Bartender, give me a triple Jack Daniel's."

He gives her a triple Jack Daniel's, and she belts it down. She has five more in a row, belts them all down, passes out dead drunk, and everybody in the bar fucks her again. 

The next night, she walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a triple Tequila." 

He says, "I thought you drank Jack Daniel's." 

She says, "Not any more. Jack Daniel's makes my pussy sore." 

  • noname
    Если ты не голубой, напиши тест кейс лихой

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    • noname
      @noname как же так?

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